So CNN is reporting today that members of a Christian militia preparing for an assault on the forces of the devil have been arrested in Crazytown, USA. Man, if the Devil comes to Earth he better land in Europe where they will all splash their espressos in his face then instantly burn away into the eternal torment of Hell. But here we have guns and guys with grenades to stop the supernatural forces of the Devil.

Um. Yeah.

So the Pope is attacking the media for letting a child molester off the hook, and I think I heard something about one of his buddies ordering African boys to help him relax. Oh man, good times in the world of massive group superstition.

I'm beginning to think if there is a God, he is looking down, thinking he should drop the Catholics and team up with me. Feels like the world of Christianity is a mess. And they have all the morals, go figure.

Back to this militia... Is that what Jesus said to do? To arm yourself and run military training ops in the backwoods? And I'm just wondering what effect an M-16 is going to have on the Devil and his minions. He lives comfortably in a cauldron of fire and he's magic and stuff. So I'm thinking these Militia dudes are simply going to be the first to burn up and go to Hell. They'll charge in, guns blazing and the Devil will open the ground up and push them to the fire and brimstone with an army of fiendish bats. I'm just speculating. I don't know, maybe the devil will show up in a Kevlar vest with an uzi and these militants will get him pinned down in a barn, then set fire to it like they did to Boothe for shooting Lincoln. Or maybe they mean atheists, yikes.

I'm not a Christian, obviously, but I'm thinking these guys had a flawed plan. You know, taking on the Supernatural master of Evil with machine guns, but again, I don't know the rules. Mostly I'm just glad that someone arrested these fully armed and delusional shit sacks.